4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

relahvant:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

urgentcum:

my senior quote would probably be “i just came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so atracked rn”

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

cringepics:

the gentlemen you meet on tinder

stopdrake2k14:

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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