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pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

sexponents:

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

carol look at this recipe i posted for a hawaiian fruit salad

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

clacl:

stop being pretty if you’re not me

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

This might win for favorite addition to my post.